no stuff

May
26th

Tue

RE: World of Warcraft Level 80 Paldin

Me: Hey, I saw your ad and I wasn't exactly sure what you are selling, but it sounds impressive. World of Warcraft is a tv show, right? But I don't get what you're selling...
Him: umm nope world of warcraft is a game. and im selling a character to that game
Me: That sounds like cheating, shouldn't everyone have to make their own character?
Him: umm well you can make your own character... but some people dont want to put all the time in. or else they already have and they want a different dude
Me: That makes sense. I'm interested in that case. What console is the World Of Witchcraft on? I only have a Gamecube.

Me: Hi. I was wondering if this could be used by a man, or is it one of those "female only" ones I've boughten before. It's not for me, its for a friend.
Him: This particular product is designed for a womens anatomy however if you're looking for a prostate massager check out http://www.romeandjules.com/shop/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=45_5

So, no one is replying to our emails. Think Craigslist blacklisted our email? Can they do that?

May
22nd

Fri

Me: If I buy your car, will you teach me how to drive?
Her: First of all I want to thank you for your interest for my car. I sell it at this price($2,840.00) because i'm in a divorce with my husband. Now the car is in my property and as a woman i don't need it. This car is in excellent working conditions, no scratches, flaws or any kind of damage, slightly used in 100% working and looking conditions and comes with a clear title. From the beginning you have to know that for the payment I request only secure pay, I prefer the payment to be done using eBay services. We will use a safe payment method because I am affiliated at eBay and I have a purchase protection account for $20,000.00. The final price that I want for this car is $2,840.00 including shipping and handling. If you are interested in buying it please provide me your full name and address so I can initiate the deal through eBay. I will wait your answer very soon(if you are interested to buy).
Me: If I buy your car will you marry me?
Her: *awaiting response*

Me: Hey there, I saw your post on Craigslist about Microsoft Office and Windows XP for sale. I would just like to say that I don't want it.
Him: thats why ui send me a massege stupid