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Re: 2004 Honda Accord EX

• Me: If I buy your car, will you teach me how to drive?
• Her: First of all I want to thank you for your interest for my car. I sell it at this price($2,840.00) because i'm in a divorce with my husband. Now the car is in my property and as a woman i don't need it. This car is in excellent working conditions, no scratches, flaws or any kind of damage, slightly used in 100% working and looking conditions and comes with a clear title. From the beginning you have to know that for the payment I request only secure pay, I prefer the payment to be done using eBay services. We will use a safe payment method because I am affiliated at eBay and I have a purchase protection account for $20,000.00. The final price that I want for this car is $2,840.00 including shipping and handling. If you are interested in buying it please provide me your full name and address so I can initiate the deal through eBay. I will wait your answer very soon(if you are interested to buy).
• Me: If I buy your car will you marry me?
• Her: *awaiting response*